This singer is recording a piece for posterity that will be opened in 50 years on Seattle Center's 100th anniversary, thanks to Put the Needle on the Record's valiant efforts to send a message to the future.
"So, you can, like, buy something, or not, whichever, it's totally cool," says the oblivious guy who'll never have a date. Carpe diem, motherfucker!
poster guy = justin santora.
That poor bastard.