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The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard is a Junket to Italy with Explosions, Gunplay, and Questionable Accent Work

As theaters re-open, I wondered how long “the magic of cinema” would add its shine to new releases. I was on the edge of my seat for A Quiet Place: Part 2 and was thoroughly dazzled by the choreography that filled the screen with magic realism throughout In the Heights. I am sure that more than a small part of my exuberance for those films was seeing them projected in a dark room with a good sound system and a receptive audience. Could that spell extend to an unnecessary sequel to a pretty bad action comedy? Alas, it’s a no from me, dawg.

Scene from The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It. Courtesy of Warner Bros.
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Despite a few frightening flaws, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It is the absolute best of the series

he Conjuring series has always been a hit or miss roll of the dice with every new movie. Some are rather good, even surprisingly so, though others prove to be rather huge misfires especially as you get into some of the offshoots that struggle to justify their own existence. At its core, there is still much to love about the idea of a horror universe that delves into different mythologies and the darkest corners of the supernatural. It is perhaps the reason why, even with not insignificant flaws, that the newest entry in the series sets itself apart as the best film thus far.

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A Quiet Place Part II invites you back into the big scary world

Set to have been released in March of 2020, just as the country was going into lockdowns, A Quiet Place II was among the would-be blockbuster releases that decided to wait out the virus rather than partake in the premium video-on-demand experiment that became the primary release format of the year. Now, just in time for revised CDC guidance around masks, falling Covid-19 case counts, and increasing vaccination rates, the sequel is poised to be among the first huge cinema-only releases of this cautiously-optimistic new year. Picking up right where the first installment left off, with a family emerging from a long, cautious stretch spent huddled alone and self-sufficient in their surprisingly creaky farmhouse after a terrifying skirmish with deadly alien invaders, it’s timing couldn’t have been better.

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Cruella fails to make it work

Perhaps buoyed by the success of Wicked as villain image rehab or the fact that kids who watch the Star Wars films in numerical order grow up liking Darth Vader, Disney has dipped into its intellectual property vaults to explore the long-burning question of whether that mean fashion designer lady who wanted to skin a bunch of Dalmatians for the purposes of making a coat was ever, at some point, not the embodiment of pure puppy-killing evil.

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Noveltease Theatre takes The Odyssey from the page to the screen

In their own words, Noveltease says, “Odysseus’s misadventures on his journey home to Ithaca have often been told only through the hero’s perspective. This production weaves together narrative perspectives from Odysseus, Penelope, and the goddess Athena as it adapts from the translation by Emily Wilson — the first woman to translate The Odyssey.” It is almost certainly the sexiest adaptation of The Odyssey in the poem’s 2,800 year history.